elyssa = God = leslie = Jesus

Note: equal sign means believes in, not literally equals.

Therefore, by the transitive property, if I pray to Jesus to help Elyssa with her problems, then He will help her. Hehe.

(He would help her anyway without stupid math theorems, but I was just trying to explain it to the Jewish genius. She's amazing. And I love her.)

God bless,
lv